The sweetest proposal ever:
Boy: I dont lyk u wearing tht dress...
Gal: Okay!
Boy: u will wear a very very long dress next tym.....understand?
Gal:(m i a nun?) ok fine!
...Boy: with a veil..!
Gal:(angrily) What the........?!......
Boy: and wearing this ring :)
Gal: (speechless)